Adam Rex

Even the scariest monsters in the world have to deal with everyday problems. Have you ever wondered what happens when Frankenstein gets hungry but his cupboards are completely bare? Or what the Phantom of the Opera does when he cannot get a catchy song out of his head? This hilarious collection of poems reveals the silly and secret lives of your favorite creepy characters. You will discover that being a famous monster is not as glamorous as it seems. Godzilla has issues with his personal hygiene, and Dracula is incredibly frustrated by his friend's obsession with garlic bread. Each page is filled with unexpected situations that prove even the most terrifying creatures can be clumsy, awkward, and totally ridiculous. With perfectly crafted rhymes and incredibly funny scenarios, this collection turns classic horror characters into lovable oddballs. It is a fantastic and entertaining journey into the lighter side of the supernatural world that will keep you laughing from beginning to end.

Pluto is incredibly proud of his place in the solar system. But everything changes the day he receives a shocking phone call from scientists back on Earth. They tell him he is officially no longer considered a planet. Upset and confused by the news, Pluto decides to travel through space to understand exactly what happened. He brings you along on a hilarious tour of the galaxy, stopping to talk with the other planets, moons, and asteroids. Along the journey, Pluto shares his feelings and learns fascinating facts about his celestial neighbors. You will meet the entire cosmic neighborhood as they try to cheer up their small, icy friend. This clever and funny story is packed with real science and plenty of laughs. It is a fantastic way to explore the wonders of our solar system while enjoying a wildly entertaining adventure through the stars.

It is time for a massive party, and all the fruits are invited to join the fun. Everyone is having a spectacular time grouping together and showing off their perfect rhymes. From the pears and the bears to the plums and the drums, the gathering is full of musical joy. But there is one fruit standing on the sidelines feeling completely left out. Poor Orange cannot find a single thing that rhymes with his name. As the party gets louder and more exciting, he feels increasingly lonely and sad. He watches everyone else pair up perfectly while he remains stuck entirely on his own. Just when Orange thinks he will never fit in, a clever Apple steps up to save the day with a completely invented word. This sweet and incredibly funny story highlights the importance of including everyone and shows how a little bit of creativity can make a wonderful friend.

Getting a piece of gum stuck in your hair is a terrible start to the day. But trying to get it out might just be the funniest disaster ever. When scissors and butter do not do the trick, the solutions start getting a little bit out of hand. Why not try adding a cat to the mix? Or maybe calling the fire department? With every page you turn, the sticky situation grows wilder and far more desperate. Each well meaning family member suggests an even stranger remedy, leading to a massive buildup of hilarious nonsense right on top of the kids head. This story is a perfect blend of laugh out loud situations and a relatable problem that goes completely off the rails. It is a wildly entertaining read that builds to an unforgettable and highly ridiculous finish.

Planning a wedding is stressful for anyone, but it is especially chaotic when you are a famous monster. Frankenstein just wants a peaceful and romantic ceremony with his undead bride, but his friends are making everything incredibly difficult. As his best man, Dracula is completely panicking over the garlic bread on the catering menu. Meanwhile, the Headless Horseman is dealing with guests who cannot stop staring at his pumpkin head. This wildly entertaining collection of poems shines a spotlight on the hidden, everyday struggles of the worlds most terrifying creatures. You will find out that Bigfoot is deeply misunderstood and even massive monsters like Godzilla have their own embarrassing moments. Packed with clever wordplay and ridiculous scenarios, these spooky stories show a completely different side of classic horror characters. It is a hilarious and lighthearted adventure that brings big laughs and proves that even monsters have to deal with annoying problems just like the rest of us.

You might think that nothing can frighten the most powerful villain in the galaxy. Darth Vader is completely fearless, or at least that is what he wants you to believe. When a series of spooky and surprising creatures try their best to give him a fright, the famous Sith Lord stands his ground. From ghosts to witches to creepy monsters, everyone takes a turn trying to make him jump. But how long can he keep his cool when the scares keep coming? It turns out that even the darkest forces in the universe might have a weak spot. You will laugh out loud as you watch him try to brush off each hilarious attempt to spook him. This playful and unexpected story shows a completely different side of the classic character. It is a wonderfully silly and entertaining adventure that brings a perfect mix of chuckles and slight chills to any reading time.

Have you ever wondered where the game Rock, Paper, Scissors came from? Get ready for a hilariously epic tale about how it all began! Meet three mighty warriors: Rock, who lives in the Kingdom of Backyard; Paper, from the grand Empire of Mom's Home Office; and Scissors, from the tiny village of Junk Drawer. Each warrior is super strong and has beaten all sorts of funny challengers, from a squishy apricot to crunchy chicken nuggets! But they’re still looking for the perfect opponent. What happens when these three legendary fighters finally come face-to-face? Prepare for some wild and wacky battles that will make you giggle out loud! This laugh-out-loud story shows how a simple game became a legend around the world.

Frederick Douglass Elementary is a brand new building, and today is a very big day. It is the very first day of school, and the school itself has a case of the jitters. What if the kids do not like him? What if they are messy, or loud, or mean? As the buses pull up and the hallways fill with footsteps, the nervous building watches the children arrive with their own worried faces and brand new backpacks. Throughout the day, the school pays close attention to everything happening in his classrooms. By recess time, he realizes something wonderful: the kids are just as nervous as he is. This fresh, funny story flips the typical first day jitters upside down, showing you that everyone feels a little unsure when trying something new.

Chloe is a girl who loves the merry-go-round, saving up her loose change every week just to buy a ticket. But one fateful evening, she gets lost in the dark woods on her way home. Suddenly, a gigantic dragon leaps out from the shadows. Wait a minute, that is not right. The author of the book, Mac, says it is supposed to be a lion. But the illustrator, Adam, thinks a dragon is way cooler. Suddenly, the people making the book are fighting over how the story should go, and poor Chloe is left hanging in the balance. Will Mac and Adam ever agree on what should happen next, or will Chloe have to step up and become the hero of her own story? This incredibly funny and unique tale takes you behind the scenes of how a book is made, showing that true teamwork is the only way to save the day.

Imagine if you could choose any superpower in the world. Now imagine if you could have all of them at once. When a lucky bird escapes a close call with a hungry predator, a crab watching from the ground realizes how amazing it would be to fly. The bird, however, wishes it had the crabs strong claws. The two decide to join forces, and soon the entire forest wants in on the action. Every animal brings a unique talent to the group, from incredible speed to sharp eyesight. But their new teamwork is put to the ultimate test when construction machines arrive to destroy their woodland home to build a giant shopping mall. To save the forest, the animals must combine their strengths and figure out a clever plan. This funny and clever story proves that our differences are our greatest strengths, especially when everyone works together for a very important cause.

Imagine being the only kid in school who isn't a wizard, a vampire, or the child of a mighty Norse god! That's Will's problem. While all his classmates have amazing powers, Will feels totally ordinary. But when a sneaky supervillain takes over the school and makes all the powerful kids disappear, it's suddenly up to regular Will to be brave and save the day. Can an everyday kid with no special abilities outsmart a villain and rescue his super-powered friends? Join Will on an unexpected adventure where being ordinary might just be his greatest strength!

Gladys the chicken must be magic. After all, every single person who crosses her path suddenly has their deepest wish granted. When she meets a Shepherd Boy, his wish to be beautiful comes true. When she encounters a Brave Swordsman, his dream of joining the Royal Guard becomes reality. Even the Learned Princess manages to escape the palace after crossing paths with this extraordinary bird. One by one, fortunes change and dreams are realized wherever Gladys goes. But is this unassuming chicken actually casting spells, or is everyone simply making their own luck? Either way, Gladys finds herself swept up in an epic, hilarious journey through Ancient Times. Blending a classic storybook feel with a highly ridiculous sense of humor, this adventure is perfect for anyone who wants to find a little magic in the world, even if it comes in the shape of a clucking chicken.

You might think the process of making a book is quiet and straightforward, but you are completely wrong. Sure, the author has to write the words and the illustrator has to draw the pictures, but getting those pages into your hands is an unbelievable adventure. Once the writing and drawing are done, the real danger begins. This story takes you behind the scenes to reveal a wild and highly exaggerated version of how books are actually published. You will have to dodge angry tigers, avoid ruthless pirates, and survive incredible obstacles just to see the final product. It is a hilarious blend of real life publishing facts and total absurdity. You will laugh out loud as you discover the absolutely unbelievable lengths an author and illustrator will go to just to make sure their story eventually finds its way to a library shelf near you.

Get ready to laugh until your sides ache! Funny Business brings together an all-star lineup of your favorite authors for a collection of stories guaranteed to crack you up. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hang out with a teenage mummy? Or how to survive a turkey with a ridiculous master plan? What about swimming in the world's largest pool of chocolate milk? From wild playground schemes to unbelievable supernatural mix-ups, these ten hilarious tales are packed with mischief, mayhem, and unforgettable characters. Whether you are looking for a quick chuckle or a story to share with your friends, this brilliant anthology delivers non-stop comedy. Dive into a book where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and be prepared to laugh out loud at every turn!