Adam Rubin

Have you ever wished you were a robot? Imagine having lasers for eyes, rockets for feet, and a supercomputer for a brain! Robots don't have to eat yucky steamed beans, take baths, or even go to bed. Sounds amazing, right? Now, what if there was a magical "Robo-Sauce" that could turn a squishy human like you into a giant, awesome robot? Get ready to find out! This hilarious story takes you on a wild ride where anything is possible with a little imagination and a whole lot of robot fun. Join in the giggles as you see what happens when humans transform into amazing robots. This book is packed with fun and even has a super cool surprise waiting for you at the end! Get ready to power up your imagination and discover the incredible world of robots.

Monsters are supposed to be tough, scary, and completely fearless. But deep down in La La Land, four terrifying monsters share one extremely embarrassing secret: they are absolutely terrified of bubbles! To them, a floating, shimmering bubble is the most frightening thing in the entire world. What if it touches them? What if it pops? Fortunately, it is time for these cowardly creatures to face their biggest, roundest fear head-on. With a little gentle nudging and a lot of silly encouragement, the monsters must learn the shocking truth about these soapy spheres. Will they finally discover that bubbles are actually fun, or will they run away screaming? This fresh, laugh-out-loud story takes a hilarious look at overcoming irrational fears. Packed with quirky characters and interactive fun, it is the perfect read for anyone who needs a little courage to pop their own big bad bubbles.

Did you know that dragons absolutely love tacos? It is true! They love chicken tacos, beef tacos, great big massive tacos, and tiny little baby tacos. If you want to invite a bunch of dragons over for a fun party, you are definitely going to need a boatload of tacos to keep them happy. But there is one very important rule you must remember when feeding your scaly friends: you have to be incredibly careful about the salsa! Even a single drop of spicy salsa can cause a massive disaster. When dragons eat spicy food, they get the tummy troubles, and when dragons get the tummy troubles, things get very, very hot! Get ready for a hilarious and fiery adventure as you learn the perfect menu for hosting the ultimate dragon taco party. Just remember to double-check the salsa ingredients before your guests arrive!

Old Man Fookwire loves his birds. He loves painting them, he loves watching them, and he definitely loves them more than the pesky squirrels who always try to steal his birdseed. But everything changes when new neighbors move in next door. Little Old Lady Hu seems nice enough, but her cat, Muffins, is a total nightmare. Muffins is mean. He chases the beautiful birds away, ruins Fookwire's peaceful painting time, and even ties the squirrels' fluffy tails together in knots! Someone has to stop this feline bully. For the first time ever, Grumpy Old Man Fookwire and the clever backyard squirrels might just have to work as a team. Get ready to laugh out loud as you discover if these old enemies can put aside their differences to outsmart the grumpy cat next door.

A long time ago, a girl named Carla lived on a dusty goat farm with her father, Hector. Everything was peaceful until one night, a goat mysteriously disappeared and turned up as flat as a pancake. According to local legend, only one fearsome creature could be responsible for such a thing: El Chupacabras, the dreaded goatsucker! But as Carla soon discovers, you cannot believe everything you hear, and the real story might be much more interesting than the scary rumors. This whimsical retelling of a classic folktale is written in a unique blend of English and Spanish. Each sentence is presented half in English and half in Spanish, then mirrored the other way around, allowing both languages to intermingle perfectly. Dive into a lighthearted, cinematic adventure that celebrates harmony, challenges assumptions, and introduces a legendary monster in a completely unexpected and hilarious new light.

Gladys the chicken must be magic. After all, every single person who crosses her path suddenly has their deepest wish granted. When she meets a Shepherd Boy, his wish to be beautiful comes true. When she encounters a Brave Swordsman, his dream of joining the Royal Guard becomes reality. Even the Learned Princess manages to escape the palace after crossing paths with this extraordinary bird. One by one, fortunes change and dreams are realized wherever Gladys goes. But is this unassuming chicken actually casting spells, or is everyone simply making their own luck? Either way, Gladys finds herself swept up in an epic, hilarious journey through Ancient Times. Blending a classic storybook feel with a highly ridiculous sense of humor, this adventure is perfect for anyone who wants to find a little magic in the world, even if it comes in the shape of a clucking chicken.

Old Man Fookwire is a very grumpy man who does not like pie, puppies, or much of anything else. The only thing that brings a smile to his face is painting the beautiful birds that visit his backyard. To keep his feathered friends happy, he builds elaborate birdfeeders and fills them with delicious seeds. Unfortunately, the local squirrels are hungry, highly intelligent, and completely determined to steal the snacks. What follows is a hilarious, escalating battle of wits between a stubborn old man and a team of acrobatic, problem-solving squirrels. Fookwire sets up complex obstacles, but the squirrels use teamwork and clever engineering to bypass every single trap. Packed with witty text and quirky illustrations, this funny take on the classic backyard conflict will have you cheering for both sides. Find out who will ultimately win the great birdfeeder war in this laugh-out-loud comedy.

News alert! It has just been discovered that there are absolutely no tacos left anywhere in the world. This is a massive disaster because, as everyone knows, dragons love tacos more than anything. Without their favorite food, the dragons are completely devastated. Fortunately, there is one wild, desperate option left. If the dragons can fire up a time machine and travel back to the past, they can grab a handful of delicious tacos before they went extinct and plant a taco tree to save the future! It is the perfect plan, as long as they do not accidentally bring back any spicy salsa. You remember what happened last time the dragons ate spicy salsa, right? Get ready for a gut-bustingly funny adventure as your favorite hungry dragons blast through time. This hilarious sequel is packed with silly time-travel twists, massive taco cravings, and plenty of fiery surprises.

Old Man Fookwire is a certified grump, but he has one true joy in life: painting the beautiful birds that visit his backyard. Summer is glorious, but when fall arrives, his beloved birds pack up and fly south, leaving him completely miserable. Meanwhile, the clever neighborhood squirrels are highly curious. Where exactly do these birds go, and what do they do when they get there? Using their signature ingenuity and impressive engineering skills, the squirrels build a flying machine to follow the flock all the way to a tropical paradise. Soon, everyone is having a spectacular time in the sun, except for poor, lonely Fookwire back home. Fortunately, those darn squirrels might just have a brilliant solution for him, too. Get ready for a hilarious, off-the-wall comedy filled with wacky inventions, stubborn characters, and an unexpected tropical vacation that will keep you laughing from start to finish.

Have you ever wondered what your living room furniture does when you are not looking? The furniture police have been keeping secrets, but now the hilarious truth is finally out. Most people think couches are just boring spots for sitting or taking a quick nap. But you are about to discover that couches can actually go completely berserk if they do not get their daily snacks of loose coins, lost cell phones, and television remotes. Did you know that some couches are grown on special farms, while others are actually aliens wearing clever disguises? This laugh-out-loud picture book takes you on a wild and wacky journey through the completely true, or maybe just totally made-up, history of everyone's favorite piece of furniture. Packed with zany humor and colorful artwork, this silly story will make you look at your own couch in a whole new way.

Raccoon loves pizza more than anything else. He loves the gooey cheese, the salty pepperoni, the sweet tomato sauce, and the crunchy crust. There is just one giant problem: someone is always chasing him away from his favorite food with a broom! When you are a hungry raccoon with a serious pizza craving, there is only one logical solution. You have to plan an elaborate, top-secret pizza party. You will need a brilliant disguise, a foolproof plan, and a way to sneak past the humans. But remember, this party is strictly confidential. You definitely cannot tell your friends about it. Wait, you did not already tell them, did you? Join Raccoon on a hilarious adventure to secure the ultimate slice. This quirky story is packed with sneaky plans, silly disguises, and plenty of laughs for anyone who knows exactly what it is like to crave the perfect pizza.

Jump in! Get ready for the most epic high-five challenge ever! In this incredibly fun and interactive book, you're the star. You'll meet all sorts of hilarious characters, like a tough karate master, a friendly astronaut, and even a grumpy octopus, and they all want to give you a high five! Why it pulls you in: But here’s the twist: each character has a super unique way of high-fiving. You’ll have to listen closely to their instructions to get it just right! Will you be able to master the “Double-Whammy” or the “Tentacle Tap”? Get ready to stretch, practice your moves, and maybe even make a funny face or two. This book is bursting with humor and invites you to be a part of the story. It's perfect for showing off your awesome high-fiving skills and having a blast with every page turn. Let's high five!