Tony Ross

Change is never easy, especially when it feels like your entire world is turning upside down. Amber Brown is facing some massive shifts in her life. Her parents are officially divorced, her father has moved all the way to France, and her absolute best friend Justin has relocated to another state. Just when Amber thinks she has finally adjusted to her new normal, her mother drops another huge bombshell: she is seriously considering getting married again. A new stepdad means even more adjustments, and Amber is not entirely sure she is ready for another major upheaval in her family dynamic. As she navigates the confusing emotions of fourth grade, Amber must figure out how to handle these shifting relationships while staying true to herself. You will laugh and sympathize with Amber as she tackles the frustrations and joys of growing up. Through all the unpredictable changes and family drama, she is determined to prove that no matter what her mother decides, she will always be forever Amber Brown.

If you thought you had already read about the most terrible children on the planet, you are in for a rather nasty shock. This collection introduces ten completely new stories about a brand new gang of hilariously horrible kids. The beastly boys and gruesome girls in these pages are even ruder, even more disgusting, and much worse than you could ever possibly imagine. Get ready to meet a delightfully dreadful cast of characters. You will cross paths with Sofia Sofa, a television superfan who is so glued to the screen that she is literally turning into a piece of furniture. Then there is Dribbling Drew, a boy whose massive amounts of drool get him into serious trouble on a school trip. Do not forget about Blubbering Bertha, a loud girl who constantly bawls and tells terrible tales about everyone around her. These wickedly funny and deliciously mischievous cautionary tales will have you snorting with laughter from beginning to end. You will definitely thank your lucky stars that you do not actually know anyone like these disastrous kids in real life.

Welcome to second grade with Amber Brown! She thinks second grade is pretty awesome, but there's one tricky rule: keeping your desk super clean. Amber really wants the Desk Fairy, Deskarina, to visit her messy desk and leave a special prize. Will she be able to keep her pens, papers, and treasures tidy enough to get a reward? Join Amber as she tries her best to follow the rules, even when it's hard, and discover if a little bit of magic (and a lot of tidying!) can help her win over the Desk Fairy. This funny story will make you laugh as Amber learns about keeping things neat and tidy in her own unique way.

Amber Brown usually loves the holiday season. The shopping, the wrapping, and the unwrapping are always a blast. She is not having any trouble figuring out what gifts to give, but the rest of her life is a completely different story. Amber is thrilled that her dad has finally moved back to New Jersey, but her mom is definitely not happy about it. With her dad back in town, the reality of shared custody begins, and that means a whole lot of fighting between her parents. Amber feels like she is being torn right down the middle, with half of her belonging to her mom and the other half belonging to her dad. It is a terrible feeling, like she is just a piece of property being traded back and forth. When her mom refuses to let her get her ears pierced, Amber realizes she needs to take control. Since her dad does not know about the rule, she makes a bold decision. Something has to belong entirely to her, so why shouldn't it be her own ears? Packed with the fun, humor, and clever dialogue that makes Amber so lovable, this story perfectly captures the messy reality of growing up.

Taking the leap into a new school year brings a huge mix of excitement and nervous butterflies. Amber Brown is getting ready to start the second grade, and she is not entirely sure what to expect. Last year, she had a wonderfully nice teacher who always smiled at her in the hallways, but this year she has been assigned to someone completely new. What if the new teacher is strict? What if she doesn't like Amber at all? Despite her worries, Amber packs up her favorite bear backpack, checks on her trusty knee scab, and sets off for the first day alongside her best friend Justin. She is determined to be brave and face whatever challenges the new classroom brings. This delightful and reassuring story perfectly captures the common fears of starting a new grade, showing young readers that change can actually turn out to be a wonderful adventure.

Third grade is usually a great time, especially when your best friend sits right next to you. Amber Brown and Justin Daniels are an amazing team. They help each other with handwriting and fractions, they share the same jokes, and they always have each others backs. But everything changes when Justin gets the news that his family is moving away to a different state. Suddenly, the best friends are arguing instead of laughing. Amber feels incredibly sad and angry about losing her favorite person in the world, and Justin seems completely overwhelmed by his upcoming move. As the moving day gets closer, Amber realizes she has to figure out how to make things right before it is too late. This funny and heartfelt story explores the real challenges of growing up, showing exactly what it means to be a true friend even when life brings unexpected changes.

Think your teachers are bad? Wait until you meet this delightfully dreadful bunch. From a science teacher who is half man and half monster to a frantic staff member who is absolutely terrified of children, these ten tales will have you running for the school gates. Bestselling author David Walliams brings you a hilarious and wonderfully wicked collection featuring the most gruesome grown-ups ever to set foot in a classroom. Step inside the hallways of these bizarre schools and discover Miss Seethe, who is always furious and on a detention rampage, alongside Dr. Dread and Mr. Phobe. Each story is packed with outrageous antics, monstrous mistakes, and laugh-out-loud moments that perfectly capture the wildest imaginations of young readers. Illustrated in vibrant detail, this book guarantees non-stop giggles and gasps. It is the ultimate escape for anyone who loves funny stories and spectacular mischief. Prepare yourself for the wackiest school year ever!

Meet Stanley Lambchop.

He's an ordinary boy with an extraordinary problem.

He's four feet tall, about a foot wide . . . oh, and half an inch thick.

At first being flat is fine.

It's fun going in and out of rooms simply by sliding under the door.

And it's exciting being mailed to your friends in California for a visit.

But it's not always easy being different, and soon Stanley wishes he could be just like everybody else.

Will he ever be normal again?

--- Added from Google Books ---

Meet Stanley Lambchop. He's an ordinary boy with an extraordinary problem. He's four feet tall, about a foot wide . . . oh, and half an inch thick. At first being flat is fine. It's fun going in and out of rooms simply by sliding under the door. And it's exciting being mailed to your friends in California for a visit. But it's not always easy being different, and soon Stanley wishes he could be just like everybody else. Will he ever be normal again?

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After a bulletin board falls on Stanley while he's sleeping, he finds that being flat has its advantages.