David Walliams

If you thought you had already read about the most terrible children on the planet, you are in for a rather nasty shock. This collection introduces ten completely new stories about a brand new gang of hilariously horrible kids. The beastly boys and gruesome girls in these pages are even ruder, even more disgusting, and much worse than you could ever possibly imagine. Get ready to meet a delightfully dreadful cast of characters. You will cross paths with Sofia Sofa, a television superfan who is so glued to the screen that she is literally turning into a piece of furniture. Then there is Dribbling Drew, a boy whose massive amounts of drool get him into serious trouble on a school trip. Do not forget about Blubbering Bertha, a loud girl who constantly bawls and tells terrible tales about everyone around her. These wickedly funny and deliciously mischievous cautionary tales will have you snorting with laughter from beginning to end. You will definitely thank your lucky stars that you do not actually know anyone like these disastrous kids in real life.

Think your teachers are bad? Wait until you meet this delightfully dreadful bunch. From a science teacher who is half man and half monster to a frantic staff member who is absolutely terrified of children, these ten tales will have you running for the school gates. Bestselling author David Walliams brings you a hilarious and wonderfully wicked collection featuring the most gruesome grown-ups ever to set foot in a classroom. Step inside the hallways of these bizarre schools and discover Miss Seethe, who is always furious and on a detention rampage, alongside Dr. Dread and Mr. Phobe. Each story is packed with outrageous antics, monstrous mistakes, and laugh-out-loud moments that perfectly capture the wildest imaginations of young readers. Illustrated in vibrant detail, this book guarantees non-stop giggles and gasps. It is the ultimate escape for anyone who loves funny stories and spectacular mischief. Prepare yourself for the wackiest school year ever!