Navigating the rules of polite society can be incredibly tricky, especially when you find yourself in completely ridiculous situations. How are you supposed to react when a fierce dragon breathes fire on your living room rug? What is the correct thing to say if you bump into a crocodile on a crowded city street, or if an elephant decides to join you for an afternoon snack? This hilarious guide to good manners takes the most absurd, wildly imaginative scenarios and pairs them with the perfectly polite responses expected of a well-behaved child. You will laugh out loud as you learn the basics of saying please, thank you, and excuse me while facing down cowboys, pirates, and royal queens. It is a wildly entertaining way to master the art of etiquette, proving that good manners are essential no matter how bizarre your daily adventures might become.