If your parents say you are going to the mall to meet a bearded guy with a bag full of treasures, they probably mean Santa Claus. But Magnolia has a completely different idea. She has invited a rowdy, misbehaving pirate to jump in line with her to meet Saint Nick. Everyone knows pirates belong on the naughty list, but Magnolia is absolutely determined to teach her swashbuckling friend how to change his scurvy ways. She lays down the law with strict rules against plundering, sword fighting, and making elves walk the plank. After all, she wants to make sure Santa hears her holiday wish list without any pirate interruptions. It is a hilarious clash of Yo Ho Ho versus Ho Ho Ho. Discover what goes completely wrong when you try to bring a seafaring troublemaker to the North Pole's most famous resident.