Everyone knows George Washington as the brilliant father of his country, but wait until you meet the residents of his farm! Running the nation is hard enough, but managing his incredibly demanding animals might just be impossible. His cows absolutely refuse to stay in the barn, insisting on living upstairs in the house wearing their own fancy dresses. The hogs are admittedly very helpful around the property, but it deeply annoys Martha Washington when their lavish parties outshine her own. To make matters worse, the sheep are highly educated scholars walking around with college degrees to prove it. What is an important historical leader supposed to do with such a ridiculous farm? Written in bouncy, laugh out loud rhymes, this hilarious tall tale offers a wildly imaginative and utterly silly peek behind the scenes of American history that will leave you grinning.