Chris Harris

Meet the Nail-Clipping Fairy, who insists on delivering teeth in the middle of the night. Say hello to Orloc the Destroyer, a terrifying beast who can only be defeated by his own mommy. If you are ready for a completely wacky reading experience, you have arrived at the right place. This wild collection of poetry pushes the boundaries of creativity with kooky conundrums, laugh-out-loud wordplay, and mind-bending riddles. You will discover hilarious hijinks hiding on every page, including a rogue buffalo that escapes its own poem to wander freely through the rest of the book. You will even find a tiny book hiding inside the real book. Packed with exuberant, playful illustrations of bizarre creatures and talking objects, this poetry collection is bursting with chaotic energy. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt and your brain feels wonderfully scrambled. If your head ends up with a bellyache by the time you finish, it is only because you were laughing entirely too hard.

Look at the letter A. Now look again. It is actually just an H that refuses to stand up straight. And that B? It is really a D wearing a belt that is entirely too tight. If you think you know your ABCs, get ready to view your letters in a completely new and hilarious way. Every letter in the alphabet is completely unique, yet they all share some very suspicious family resemblances. Through clever wordplay and mind-bending visual riddles, this book reveals that the letters you read every day are secretly hiding clever disguises. You will explore delightful doppelgangers and discover how a Z is just an L locked in a serious tug-of-war. Prepare to twist your brain and laugh out loud as you realize these twenty-six letters are just one big, goofy family. You will never look at the alphabet the same way again.