David Lewman

Living inside a pineapple beneath the sea might sound like a tropical vacation, but surviving the deep blue ocean is actually a lot harder than it looks! Whether you are trying to avoid getting stung by wild jellyfish, desperately trying to pass a driving test at Mrs. Puff’s Boating School, or figuring out how to safely escape a giant pool of sticky tartar sauce, danger is always lurking around the corner. Thankfully, SpongeBob and his quirky underwater neighbors are here to share their most important life lessons. This hilarious guidebook is packed to the brim with uniquely bizarre advice, teaching you everything from the proper way to tame a runaway seahorse to the best strategies for getting out of bed on a Monday morning. Dive right in and let Bikini Bottom's finest show you how to survive life's everyday disasters with a big, porous smile on your face.

Love is in the salty air of Bikini Bottom, and SpongeBob is determined to craft the most spectacular Valentine’s Day card ever for his good friend Sandy Cheeks. He has the glitter, the glue, and the perfect message ready to go. But before he can deliver his masterpiece, Patrick steps in with a terrible warning! According to Patrick, giving Sandy a special valentine will completely change their friendship forever and ruin SpongeBob’s chances of hanging out with the rest of his buddies. Suddenly, what started as a sweet gesture becomes a massive underwater dilemma. Now, SpongeBob must sneak around and hide his holiday cheer to keep his friends happy. You will laugh out loud as you follow SpongeBob through this hilarious and heartwarming holiday mix-up, discovering the true meaning of friendship along the way.

Get ready to soak up some serious nautical nonsense with the funniest sponge in the sea! If you love laughing until your sides ache, this hilarious collection of jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks from Bikini Bottom is exactly what you need. Find out what SpongeBob wears to bed, discover how Squidward managed to win a race, and learn all the punchlines that keep Patrick giggling all day long. Packed with over a hundred sidesplitting jokes featuring Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and the rest of your favorite underwater friends, this book is perfect for sharing with your pals or entertaining your family. Whether you are reading at home or bringing the fun to recess, these jokes are guaranteed to make you the best comedian in the ocean.

The holiday season has arrived in Bikini Bottom, and the competition is heating up! When Plankton completely covers the Chum Bucket in bright, festive decorations, customers actually start lining up at his door. Refusing to lose his loyal patrons to his biggest rival, Mr. Krabs orders SpongeBob to make the Krusty Krab the most dazzling restaurant in the ocean. SpongeBob is thrilled to spread the holiday cheer. He strings up twinkling light after twinkling light, transforming the restaurant into a glowing winter wonderland. But his extreme decorating quickly goes overboard, and with one final plug, he accidentally blows out the power for the entire building! You will be laughing the whole way through this festive underwater disaster as SpongeBob scrambles to save the season. Find out if the Krusty Krab can get its holiday sparkle back before Plankton steals Christmas completely!

A sunny day at Goo Lagoon turns into a major panic when SpongeBob enthusiastically agrees to go surfing with Sandy, completely forgetting that he has absolutely no idea how to ride a board! Desperate to avoid looking foolish in front of his friend, SpongeBob turns to Patrick for some emergency surfing lessons right in his own backyard. But balancing on dry land is very different from facing the crashing waters of the ocean. When the big day arrives, SpongeBob tries everything he can think of to get out of hitting the beach, even attempting to snap his beloved surfboard in half. Just as he thinks he is safe, a massive, gnarly wave scoops him up! You will be on the edge of your seat to see if SpongeBob wipes out completely or manages to hang ten like a true ocean champion.

A dangerous obsession with breaking a paddleball record leaves SpongeBob’s beloved pet snail feeling completely ignored! After going a whole week without being fed or getting any attention, a heartbroken Gary decides to pack his little bindle and leave the pineapple in search of a better home. While Gary is wandering the ocean floor and getting heavily pampered by a sweet but strange old lady, a frantic SpongeBob finally realizes his terrible mistake. Desperate to get his best friend back, SpongeBob papers Bikini Bottom with missing posters and searches everywhere. But Gary is slowly discovering that his new owner's endless treats come with a very creepy catch! You will be cheering for this underwater duo as you flip the pages. Can SpongeBob track down his pet and apologize before Gary is trapped in the mysterious grandma’s house forever?

Some toys are just too spectacular to ever open! SpongeBob is the proud new owner of a rare, collectible Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bubble Blower, and he is so protective of it that he refuses to even take it out of its plastic packaging. But when his best friend Patrick begs to borrow the prized possession for just one single night, SpongeBob cannot find the heart to say no. Handing over the toy is easy, but trusting his clumsy starfish friend proves to be completely impossible. Unable to handle the suspense, SpongeBob decides to sneak out and check on his beloved bubble blower. You will crack up as his creeping curiosity spirals completely out of control, leading to a hilarious night of underwater chaos! Dive into this funny tale that tests the limits of sharing, trust, and keeping your hands off your best friend's stuff.

Roll out the red carpet, because royalty is coming to the Krusty Krab! When a delivery driver mentions he is dropping off something called "Princess Napkins" the next day, SpongeBob completely misunderstands the message. Bursting with excitement, he rushes to tell everyone that a real, live princess will be visiting their restaurant! Word spreads fast, and soon all of Bikini Bottom is gathered outside the Krusty Krab, eagerly waiting to meet royalty. But when the delivery truck arrives and there is no crown in sight, SpongeBob realizes he has made a massive mistake. Desperate to keep his promise and avoid disappointing the massive crowd, SpongeBob has to think fast. You will crack up watching his frantic attempts to produce a royal guest on such short notice. Dive into this hilarious mix-up to see how SpongeBob tries to save the day!

Stepping up to the plate has never been this nerve-wracking! SpongeBob is absolutely thrilled to finally join his dad’s baseball league, expecting the easy, slow-paced games of his childhood T-ball days. But when he steps into the batter's box, he realizes that a real baseball bat is incredibly heavy, and the pitches come whizzing by faster than a jellyfish sting. With his knees knocking together in fear, SpongeBob has to figure out how to hit a home run and make his dad proud. This exciting book does not just stop at the baseball diamond! You will also get to race alongside SpongeBob in a competitive relay marathon where the gang teaches Squidward the true meaning of sportsmanship. Plus, head outdoors as SpongeBob becomes a hilariously overenthusiastic counselor at Bikini Bottom’s very first summer camp. Dive into three amazing stories packed with teamwork, funny mistakes, and classic underwater fun.